Microsoft bashing :) (chat log)

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Надявам се и на вас да ви е забавно, колкото на мен и на Иво ни беше (ако сте на няколко бири, предполагам, че е една идея по-малко тъпо).

Пуснах това в един друг форум, но после ми хрумна, че тук е по-подходящо :)

Обещавам повече да не спамя така :)

[12:47:06] Иво says: То нали в нашата администрация искаха да сложат линукс... Ама някой реши, че може да си сложи няколко милиончета от данъкоплатците в джоба и подписаха безумен договор с MS...
[12:47:14] Иво says: :D
[12:47:49] Иво says: да, но те имаха предвид за цялостно отърваване от продуктите на MS, че им било невъзможно... щото журналистите ги питаха кво мислят все пак след едно такова решение :)

[12:48:59] Dr Tchock says: :D
[12:50:45] Dr Tchock says: съжЕлявам, но въздуха, който дишате е лицензиран от Microsoft, вие дишате Microsoft Live Air Oxygenated Edition

[12:51:11] Иво says: колко е лицензът? Activation трябва ли :D

[12:52:01] Dr Tchock says: тази версия е trial, така че ако срокът изтече преди да сте се записали за нашата услуга, после няма да можете...

[12:52:52] Иво says: значи скоро ще трябва да се абонирам... :D ами сега нямам пари, може ли разсрочено? или да ми дадете временна регистрация :D

[12:54:37] Dr Tchock says: Hello. Welcome to Microsoft Breath Air Live services. We're sorry, but after the trial period is over you will be unable to subscribe with our service. Press help if you have more questions.

[12:55:09] Иво says: help :D

[12:56:05] Dr Tchock says: We're sorry, but this feature isn't available now. Please try again later or contact Microsoft Breath Air Live services customer support help desk.
[12:56:21] Dr Tchock says: :D

[12:56:35] Иво says: But I can't breathe now... Help me, please! God damn Micro$oft shit... :D

[12:59:09] Dr Tchock says: Hello. It seems you have a problem with breathing. This may happen if:
- your trial period with Microsoft Breath Air Live services has expired but you haven't subscribed yet;
-  Microsoft Breath Air Live services is currently unavailable due to higher demand.

[12:59:20] Dr Tchock says: Please try one of the following:
[12:59:49] Dr Tchock says:  - subscribe to Microsoft Breath Air Live services now by pressing any key;
- try not to breathe.

[13:00:03] Иво says: I'm trying... :D

[13:00:22] Dr Tchock says: OK Cancel No Yes Help Show Advanced Options >>
[13:00:42] Dr Tchock says: :D
[13:00:47] Dr Tchock says: > _

[13:00:58] Иво says: OK :D

[13:01:37] Dr Tchock says: Are you sure you want to continue?
No | Cancel | Apply | More >>

[13:01:52] Иво says: Apply :D

[13:02:58] Dr Tchock says: You are subscribing for Microsoft Breath Air Live services. Do you want to continue?

OK

[13:03:08] Иво says: OK :))

[13:03:19] Dr Tchock says: Please wait
[13:03:22] Dr Tchock says: :D

[13:03:33] Иво says: I'm waiting... But I still can't breathe :D

[13:04:38] Dr Tchock says: It is recommended that you stop breathing while we're processing your request...
[13:04:49] Dr Tchock says: 1%
[13:04:56] Dr Tchock says: ....

[13:05:13] Иво says: :D

[13:05:32] Dr Tchock says: An error occured while we were processing your request. Please stop breathing and try again.
[13:05:46] Dr Tchock says: Error 0x54g423aa
[13:05:52] Dr Tchock says: More >>

[13:06:03] Иво says: More :D

[13:06:31] Dr Tchock says:

Код [Маркирай кода] Разшири

JUL21PM 04:32:31.156>  ConvertTicket >>
JUL21PM 04:32:31.156>      CHPEsprit::LoadDMC - UnregisterServer>>
JUL21PM 04:32:31.171>      CHPEsprit::LoadDMC - UnregisterServer<<
JUL21PM 04:32:31.171>      CHPEsprit::LoadDMC - RegisterServer>>
JUL21PM 04:32:32.921>      CHPEsprit::LoadDMC - RegisterServer<<
JUL21PM 04:32:32.937>    ConvertTicket - Calling BDMCReadCfgVal()>>
JUL21PM 04:32:32.937>      CHPEsprit::BDMCReadCfgVal>>
JUL21PM 04:32:33.234>      CHPEsprit::BDMCReadCfgVal<<
JUL21PM 04:32:33.234>    ConvertTicket - Done with BDMCReadCfgVal()<<
JUL21PM 04:32:33.250>    ConvertTicket - Calling Doc Properties
JUL21PM 04:32:33.250>      BCallDocProperties - Calling PrinterProperties()>>
JUL21PM 04:32:33.250>      BCallDocProperties - Done with PrinterProperties()<<
JUL21PM 04:32:33.250>    ConvertTicket - Done with Doc Properties
JUL21PM 04:32:33.250>  ConvertTicket<<
JUL21PM 04:57:11.171>  ConvertTicket >>
JUL21PM 04:57:11.171>      CHPEsprit::LoadDMC - UnregisterServer>>
JUL21PM 04:57:11.187>      CHPEsprit::LoadDMC - UnregisterServer<<
JUL21PM 04:57:11.187>      CHPEsprit::LoadDMC - RegisterServer>>
JUL21PM 04:57:12.000>      CHPEsprit::LoadDMC - RegisterServer<<
JUL21PM 04:57:12.000>    ConvertTicket - Calling BDMCReadCfgVal()>>
JUL21PM 04:57:12.015>      CHPEsprit::BDMCReadCfgVal>>
JUL21PM 04:57:14.218>      CHPEsprit::BDMCReadCfgVal<<
JUL21PM 04:57:14.234>    ConvertTicket - Done with BDMCReadCfgVal()<<
JUL21PM 04:57:14.234>    ConvertTicket - Calling Doc Properties
JUL21PM 04:57:14.234>      BCallDocProperties - Calling PrinterProperties()>>
JUL21PM 04:57:14.234>      BCallDocProperties - Done with PrinterProperties()<<
JUL21PM 04:57:14.234>    ConvertTicket - Done with Doc Properties
JUL21PM 04:57:14.234>  ConvertTicket<<

[13:06:49] Иво says: ахахахаха, откъде го извади това бре? :D

[13:07:16] Dr Tchock says: # Logfile created on Sun Apr 06 12:22:00 +0300 2008

[13:07:35] Иво says: I'm dead... :D

[13:07:44] Dr Tchock says: (не знам, беше в C:\ някакъв .log file)
[13:08:05] Dr Tchock says: It seems you are not breathing. Please try one of the following:
[13:08:51] Dr Tchock says: :D

[13:09:10] Иво says: What can I do? :D

[traian_james]

Хахаха, така е, пръснах се от смях  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

[hackera777]

И на мен ми хареса